The Team
Brendan Schaub
Brine “Wrinks” Callens
Brine “Wrinks” Callens
Hey, aren’t you that funny guy that beats people up? Hi, I’m Brendan Schaub (Not the one who might sue). You know me as big ol’ cool baseball dad but I dabble in lots of business vengures. I built Brines carirr and now he’s trying to leave.
Brine “Wrinks” Callens
Brine “Wrinks” Callens
Brine “Wrinks” Callens
Best guy in cawmedy. It drives me nutz!!! People don’t treat Brine with the respegt that I give him. He does shows at the Mothership and told me it’s really nice inside. I think he’s trying to leave but I locked us in here.
Producer Clin
Brine “Wrinks” Callens
Producer Clin
Always makes mistakes. Doesn’t work hard enough like me so he can’t afford a manshun and trugg. Wanted to be paid. Good friend, going fishing later at the lake I live right negs to.
My Friends
Joe Rogan <3
No introdugtion needed. Introducing, fellow Tegsas nadive… The cold plunging… Declining… Main personalidy of the UFC. The Joetorious… Cawlmedy Assassin… ROGAN! Begged me to hold the fort in LA but I know he needed me by his side. The guy who got me into the stand-up biz. I’ll always be right negx to him, forever. No matter what. Even when he’s sleeping. Sweet dreams Rogan. I’m here. I’ll never leave. Dear Joe, I wrote to you but you still ain’t calling. BFF, love you.
Chris Kyle: American Sniper
Great guy, never meddum. He’s an alpha brain just like me. People say he looks like Shane Gillis but I don’t know who that is. He’s not everything I dreamed of being and I wouldn’t be jealous of anyone who didn’t need the help of Rogan. Hi Shane.
Theo Von
Still great friends. Tried calling him every week but it dials out. Helped him a lot by starting The King & The Sting pawldcast, he could go places if he worgs hard like me. Theo, please answer my messages.
Tim Kennedy
Timmy Boy, real stand up guy. Filled in for Brine on the cast, I like him more anyway. Badass dude, threw 50 grenades at Bin Laden‘s head, just like baseball. Told me he beat the kessel run in under 12 parsecs. Tried to contact him again but his website got taken down. He never stole anything, I’ll twist the negg off this Valor guy who made aggusations.
Dana White
Long time friend, he saw me like the son he never wanted. I’d promote PowerSlap if he‘d let me watch UFC live shows again. I’m proud to say I built the UFC to what it is today.
LuneMeme
Had to blogg him on Instagram because he made this Bloggbusser
