My Friends

Chris Kyle: American Sniper

Great guy, never meddum. He’s an alpha brain just like me. People say he looks like Shane Gillis but I don’t know who that is. He’s not everything I dreamed of being and I wouldn’t be jealous of anyone who didn’t need the help of Rogan. Hi Shane.

Theo Von

Still great friends. Tried calling him every week but it dials out. Helped him a lot by starting The King & The Sting pawldcast, he could go places if he worgs hard like me. Theo, please answer my messages.

Tim Kennedy

Timmy Boy, real stand up guy. Filled in for Brine on the cast, I like him more anyway. Badass dude, threw 50 grenades at Bin Laden‘s head, just like baseball. Told me he beat the kessel run in under 12 parsecs. Tried to contact him again but his website got taken down. He never stole anything, I’ll twist the negg off this Valor guy who made aggusations.

Dana White

Long time friend, he saw me like the son he never wanted. I’d promote PowerSlap if he‘d let me watch UFC live shows again. I’m proud to say I built the UFC to what it is today.

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